I would like to formally start the movement for ‘How about fuck you?’ as a good answer option.
When someone presents you with a completely unacceptable demand, I think ‘how about fuck you?’ is a really good answer. It’s also something that many people who present such demands need to hear, because no-one ever tells them no.
I have long campaigned for its inclusion as a conversation option in RPGs.
If you just try, you can see how excellent it is!
‘I’m a total asshole who nonetheless wants you to go to tremendous trouble for me while I do nothing for you, and I’ll be expecting it of you!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘I expect to be able to dictate your life decisions to you despite my own life being a huge disaster!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘We’ll talk endlessly about standing against censorship, but it’s okay if it’s us doing the censoring! Love us!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘You’ll be expected to join our group despite the fact that you share exactly none of our beliefs or standards and in fact we’re a bunch of assholes, just to advance the quest chain!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘Hey, we want exclusive rights and no simultaneous submissions even though we fully intend to take over two months to address you, by which time we’ll have forgotten you and won’t end up replying at all!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘Even though you’ve supported the series up to now, the final part of it is going to dick over every character you care about and invalidate a huge amount of what you even liked it for up to now! Be sure to buy it!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
‘We totally support your kind, even though we actually exploit you and do nothing for your benefit. I’m counting on your support!’ ‘How about fuck you?’
As you can see, it’s one of the greatest go-to replies ever! Use it today in any number of situations, both in this world and in games, simulations…even in watching movies!
‘How about fuck you?’ can work for you today, tomorrow, and the rest of your life.
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- halehollowell said: glad I’m not the only one O: I use it in role-plays sometimes and it is always FUNNY to see people try to get out of that spot I put them in with “How about fuck you?”
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